So government increase duty on alcohol so all them all inclusive go be over expensive but allyuh go interfere with my doubles too??Doubles is the party food staple!! NAH ! I not taking that!You know how much it go cost for a promoter to give a 5000 ppl free doubles???!! And yuh know they not eating one, they packing bag to go.So in protest of this montrosity and in celebration of the during party/after party doubles run, I shall now give pointers of how to know when the doubles man in the party is a bessss doubles.
- The doubles man have condiments like Richard's Bake and Shark. He doh have jus pepper, he have tamarind, kuchela, cucumber and mango. (buh i telling yuh!)
- The bara is a consistency such that all doh run off the paper and down yuh hand as yuh get it and it not so thick that it look like baby shit.
- It doh taste like baby shit.
- You recognise the doubles man in the dance as one of the "bes doubles man" yuh does patronise regular. (see my top 5 picks below)
- The doubles man have "assistants", one man to get the drinks, one man to get the money and one man to bag.
- The line long WHOLE NIGHT (cause if it was bad ,the word would spread before long) and it have man who stand up next to the doubles man WHOLE NIGHT saying "One more with slight"
- It have a man who coming and drop off fresh bara throughout the night.
- Doubles done before party done.
- The doubles man wrapping like Liam Teague playing 'Hands of Lightning' on a steelpan.
- The doubles man is a doubles Woman.
- The doubles man have a drive thru and call ahead pick up.(I tellin yuh!yuh doh believe me?)
- And most importantly ......after yuh eat about 5 and take home, it doh give yuh diarrhea or have yuh hugging up the toilet bowl the next day.
Ok so I telling allyuh one time,I from tong'. So I only really know about tong' doubles.( For you slow ones P.O.S). I have taken a turn up to Doubles Central (Curepe) a few times "jus for doubles" but was too long ago and too few a time to qualify me as a expert.So i go just give my top for tong' Doubles.
- The man with the yellow tent outside Nelson Exchange. He does only work when he feel like fus' he makin money.Bes' condiments
- The woman in Royal Castle car park on Frederick St. (Uptown). She have a drive thru and real assistant.
- The man at the corner of Cipriani Blvd and Tragarete Rd. (After the 51 done nah). This is different from the man who does be right downstairs 51. I hear the original doubles man here make so much money he migrate and leave the business to he family. So they say....
- Outside Brooklyn Bar x 2!!Now I hear this is how the story go. The man and his wife used to sell bes' doubles together. They mash up and then set up two doubles stand side by side. Both is bes' doubles but I hear the wife have the edge.I tend to agree.
- The man right downstairs 51.Give him props for product placement
- The man down the road from Kappa Drugs,St.James near Roxy .
- The man outside Long Circular Mall. Now I a little iffy about him, I only had like one time.But everybody say he is a bes' doubles. It does concern me a little that the man does sell doubles WHOLE DAY and WHOLE NIGHT. I have been told that he have someone who drops off bara/supplies during the day and is not just one set he come with. So they say...
Alright so allyuh write allyuh representative and protest the doubles increase. Lewwe organise a petition or something. If it have any doubles conisseurs who want to rank East and South Feel free!Bless!
OH and big up visitor 1000! I giving yuh a "P' to spell "PEN" since I doh have a HOUSE to give away like TSTT.