Tuesday, October 17, 2006

The Optical Inch

So now that all you females have waxed to baby bottom perfection, I guess I should offer some solution for the guys. So I asked a few guy friends and the general consensus was that I was crazy to think that they would even consider waxing. I don't have an issue with hairy guys since my boo boo bear is quite hairy himself and keeps himself well groomed.I think it is highly pleasing to see a well kept man. So for those of you who have men that you would like to groom or are a guy that needs some guidance, I am here to educate you on the benefits of the optical inch.
The same way guys like a woman who is well groomed (and waxed!) in the genital region, women like men who are well groomed in the same said genital region. I think the reasons should be self explanatory, use your imagination.... There is a fairly new product on the market for men called The Bodygroom:

The Philips Norelco Bodygroom is the All-in-One grooming solution, exclusively for men that safely trims and shaves all body zones. With the Bodygroom, men can trim and shave hair from their chest & abs, underarms, groin area, legs, back and shoulders. Bodygroom features the very latest technology and ergonomic design to offer a convenient, easy and pain-free way to remove and trim body hair. Bodygroom’s advanced design allows for it to be used wet or dry and even in the shower. Its hypoallergenic foil protects even the most sensitive skin against nicks, cuts or irritation, and its stainless-steel blades ensure long-lasting performance. The Bodygroom comes with many extras including a cleaning brush and convenient charging stand.We all know that men’s body hair is different, it can be coarse and grow in multiple directions, and that is why Bodygroom is truly a revolution in grooming. Men finally have a product designed specifically to meet their unique grooming needs.

Philips Norelco took a gamble (and walked a fine line) and produced an ad campaign for their product based largely on the theory of the the optical inch. So I am sure by now (if you have not figured it out already) you are wondering what the hell is the optical inch?? Well according to the stud muffin they are using as their spokesmodel, the optical inch is basically the apparent increase in length that a man attains when he removes the camouflaging pubic hairs around his precious gems. Now studmuffin takes through all the paces on the website which is ironically www.shaveeverywhere.com . I must say I believe the optical inch makes a world of difference psychologically for both parties involved and the very sight of which can get things jump started behind closed doors. But seriously, now you guys (and girls) HAVE to visit the website because it is completely **expletive** HILARIOUS! If I could run the whole thing off my site, I would, its that funny. You need to go to every link and hear every commentary from Mr. Stud muffin. Even when you click a link and leave the site up the man is entertaining. If you get lost just click the shaver at the bottom left corner for the main menu. Don't forget to ask him a question or two!!
Needless to say, this is what boo boo bear is getting for Christmas!!LOLOL


mist1 said...

This is the best bit of advice for a man that I have ever read. Seriously. Totally prefer it.

saucydiva said...

I LOVE it!! Ha ha!! My hubby has surprised me quite a few times by shaving it all off and I have to say I like those surprises:D

Hottie Hottie said...

THAT IS SOME FUNNY SH!T!!!!!!!! Also, every man that end up with me ends up shaving. You just have to know how to sell it. Nearly PASSED out with my last boyfriend the first time I see the luxuriant growth he was rocking. Got rid of that sh!t faster than fast quick is the word. Now, I kyah even tell yuh what he body hair looks like.

Carnival Jumbie (Diva) said...

LOL @ HOTTIE. Ditto for that! Once they try it they realise how much they like it. I thinks its an ego thing cause they start feeling like a porn star lolol.